"When girls are mad at you they go on twitter and rt something that is the exact reason they’re mad…they find it in under a minute too.."
I’m sorry I am but nothing will ever top this gif this is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen and I want to kiss this dog
He’s ready for an adventure
(Source: machistado, via infuckingsanityy)
"Women are considered fragile but I’ve never seen anything as easily wounded as a man’s ego"